What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:06

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Dr No
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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